Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up and are called dogs who treat women as they are related.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: They always look ignorant... (Ignorance is a Bliss!!!)
(Another case of LaDies JugdgedMENTALITY)
Q: What do you call a women and turned over turtle?
Q: What do you call a women and turned over turtle?
A: Bottoms Up
Q: If a man and a woman are asked to jump out of the plane to
Q: If a man and a woman are asked to jump out of the plane to
survive, what would they be thinking?
A: Man: Thank God.. I can die.. No more payables to love a
A: Man: Thank God.. I can die.. No more payables to love a
woman....
A: Woman: Who will take care of my children. He will marry
again and my kids will be stranded.
(Man are positive thinkers and Woman are negative thinkers)
(Man are positive thinkers and Woman are negative thinkers)
Q: After God created woman for man, what did he confess?
A: Ooops!! I made a boo.boo.boob..(mistake)...........
Man offered to help solve God's mistake but he got hooked..
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: He knew the direction but was finding the path.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: He knew the direction but was finding the path.
(He managed to rescue men, women and children with powers
that a man can only achieve because they are naturally
calm.)
Q: What is the similiarity between women and a cat?
A: Both are pussyfooting on their master's whereabouts.
Q: What is the similiarity between women and a cat?
A: Both are pussyfooting on their master's whereabouts.
Q: What makes men the great?
A: They just have to use common sense to solve women's stupid
error's.
Q: Why do men like dumb women?
A: Coz they do not have to get ear plugs or hearing aids.
Q: Why do men like dumb women?
A: Coz they do not have to get ear plugs or hearing aids.
Q: Why is it good to have women astronauts?
A: So they can vanish in outer space and never ever ask for
directions.
Q: What is the similiarity between women and a flush tank?
A: Both are empty at the top.
Q: When man and woman retire to sleep at night, what are they
thinking?
A: Man: One cardiovascular excercise and I will drop dead
(fast asleep.)
A: Woman: Damn!! This cleaning never stops.
Q: What is common between women and church bells?
A: They sound in unision every hour and sometimes every quarter.
Women are destructive( Watch any sitcom - soap opera)
Men are constructive (People and things in the world are an evidence)
Women are arrogant and stubborn.
(They dont understand the meaning of word "NO"... They ate the apple from the wisdom tree but we have never heard of 3 wise women)
Enjoy while you can
Ash
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