One day at a school in Harrow, London, a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give £20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St Patrick !"
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St Patrick !"
The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St Andrew !"
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a Patel boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ !"
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Patel ! Come up here and I'll give
you the £20."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a Patel boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ !"
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Patel ! Come up here and I'll give
you the £20."
As the teacher was giving Patel his money, she said, "You know Patel, since you're a Patel, that means a Hindu, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ !"
Patel replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but business is business !"
I'm not the best
But I'm not like the rest
Patel replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but business is business !"
I'm not the best
But I'm not like the rest
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