Monday, October 02, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// When god laughs 426- 442 © Ravinder Singh

When god laughs 426- 442 © Ravinder Singh

 
426.  God laughs when Prime Minister of India inaugurated Delhi Kolkotta freight corridor from Ludhiana in Punjab where elections are scheduled next year.
 
427.  God laughs when Prime Minister of India inaugurated Chandigarh Morinda 30 kilometer railway line that partially connects Punjab to its Capital city under implementation for 10 years and remaining 50 kilometers sections may be inaugurated during his next visits.
 
428.  God laughs when people of Ludhiana complain remote operated inauguration of rail projects and trains could have been done from their Delhi office and public money and harassment could have avoided but what they didn't like most was waving of green flags to trains by Manmohan Singh and Lalu Yadav when no trains were in sight.
 
429.  God laughs when Sonia Vihar water treatment plant stated getting water only recently though completed for 5 years and within couple of months UP state cut down raw water supply by 70% post monsoon.
 
430.  God laughs when Prime Minister visited Ludhiana people's movements were restricted but he neither met any of industry associations nor offered any incentives.
 
431.  God laughs when Manmohan Singh didn't visit his Guru who advised him to stay in politics even after unexpectedly coming to power around 28 months ago and deputed his spouse to meet him in Ludhiana, perhaps he still thinks to be a servant of Sonia Gandhi and the PMO belongs to her. 
 
432.  God laughs when a 2½ years old child was lost and found after 70 hours in USA, the doctors found his diaper to be very soiled so concluded he was not kidnapped presuming kidnappers keep diapers and know how to change them.
 
433.  God laughs when 15 resident doctors of AIIMS, the premier hospital were hospitalized for Dengue fever.
 
434.  God laughs when Monica Bedi was sentenced to fives years jail term for obtaining a forged passport and traveling abroad but Ambanis operated 30 clandestine telephone exchanges caused loss in INR thousands of crores in disguising international calls as locals were let of with a minor penalty and were not brought to court for a single day, Monica was in jail for 6 months.
 
435.  God laughs when staff of liquor vends in Delhi will get lessons in Gandhigiri.
 
436.  God laughs when Stephens College students of Delhi after college festival and party went to a restaurant-bar for drinks and fought among themselves and with security and police.
 
437.  God laughs when Mukesh Ambanis Reliance Petroleum awarded contracts to a Chinese contractor for 1000 km pipeline laying claiming Indian labor is not skilled enough to undertake the project speedily and gas wells were developed by Cairns of Canada, what was the skills of Ambanis in this except manipulating finance and contracts.
 
438.  God laughs when Ram arrived on elephant to perform the act of shooting Ravan in Lucknow and horse buggy in Ahemdabad.
 
439.  God laughs when in Patna head of Ravan didn't burn though the torso was completely burnt in seconds as Nitish Kumar, chief guest for the first time looked puzzled, why every thing malfunctions in Bihar but soon organizers pulled down the standing skeleton to put an end to his embarrassment.  
 
440.  God laughs people started the celebrations in the presence of Demons standing tall before King Ravana and his sons were destroyed in fireworks.
 
441.  God laughs in a film Shivaji Rao was made Chief Minister for 24 hours he put all corrupt officers in jail including 12 corrupt ministers and ex. Chef Minister but no minister or chief minister is actually convicted in India even if caught on camera accepting bribes.
 
442.  God laughs when few visited the birthplace on his birthday though top politicians visited his samadhi in Delhi but film on Gandhigiri; Lage Raho Munna Bhai drew full house.
 
Ravinder Singh, October02, 2006
Inventor / Engineer.
 
corruptionfree04@yahoo.com, povertyfree77@yahoo.com
 
 


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