Sunday, September 24, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// Computer Purchasing - A difficult Task (Jokes)



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Subject: Computer Purchasing - A difficult Task (Jokes)
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From:Fahad Ali <fahad_aali@yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2006 16:52:22 +0530
Subject: <--FP--> Computer Purchasing - A difficult Task (Jokes)

 
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM  ABBOTT
 
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I  help  you?
 
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm  thinking about buying a computer.
 
ABBOTT: Mac?
 
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
 
ABBOTT: Your computer?
 
COSTELLO: I don't own a  computer. I want to buy one.
 
ABBOTT: Mac?
 
COSTELLO: I told you,  my name's Lou.
 
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
 
COSTELLO: Why? Will it  get stuffy in here?
 
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with  Windows?
 
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I  look at the  windows?
 
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
 
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I  need a  computer and software.
 
ABBOTT: Software for  Windows?
 
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to  write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you
have?
 
ABBOTT: Office.
 
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can  you  recommend anything?
 
ABBOTT: I just did.
 
COSTELLO: You just  did what?
 
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
 
COSTELLO: You recommended  something?
 
ABBOTT: Yes.
 
COSTELLO: For my office?
 
ABBOTT:  Yes.
 
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
 
ABBOTT: Office.
 
COSTELLO: Yes, for my  office!
 
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
 
COSTELLO: I  already have an office with  windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
 
  ABBOTT:  Word.
 
COSTELLO: What word?
 
ABBOTT: Word in  Office.
 
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
 
ABBOTT: The  Word in Office for Windows.
 
COSTELLO: Which word in office for  windows?
 
  ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click  the blue  "W".
 
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "W" if  you don't start  with some straight answers! What about  financial. You have anything I can track my money?
 
ABBOTT: Money.
 
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you  have?
 
ABBOTT: Money.
 
COSTELLO: I need money to track my  money?
 
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your  computer.
 
COSTELLO:  What's bundled with my computer?
 
ABBOTT: Money.
 
COSTELLO: Money  comes with my computer?
 
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
 
COSTELLO: I  get a bundle of money with my  computer? How much?
 
ABBOTT: One  copy.
 
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
 
ABBOTT: Microsof t  gave us a license to  copy Money.
 
COSTELLO: They can give you a license  to copy  money?
 
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
 

  A few days  later . . . . . . .
 
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I  help  you?
 
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
 
ABBOTT: Click on  "START" !!!!!
 
 
 

Fahad 


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