When god laughs 409- 425 © Ravinder Singh
409. God laughs when secretary to a minister went to a five star hotel at 11PM with family and friends but went out looking for roadside "Pav Bhaji" shop when most shops were closed and cousin of a film star and his friends assaulted them.
410. God laughs when in Germany a Maglev Transrapid train on test tracks operating without driver didn't see a service truck on way and smashed in to it killing 23 and seriously injuring 10.
411. God laughs when spouse of Saurav Ganguli offers prayers for her husband's recall to Indian Cricket team.
412. God laughs when IMD Kalpana Satellite Pictures show almost nothing and IMD forecast are therefore unreliable.
413. God laughs when this years rainfall in Bread Basket States is up to 42% short of average therefore of grave concern in view of depleted food stocks but this was not on the agenda of ruling congress party's two days annual session.
414. God laughs when a monkey went in to an unattended cabin of locomotive in Delhi and started the train that was brought to dead stop in to deserted side line some 100 kilometers away.
415. God laughs when in Czechoslovakia all the crew went to sleep after consuming wine abroad a running train in Sakvice train crash resulting in 106 casualties and in Amagasaki Train crash, Japan driver was over speeding to make up for slight late running of train resulting in 107 deaths and 549 injured.
416. God laughs when Supreme Court acting on a PIL filed in 1994 approved police reforms that call for separation of investigation and law and order functions of police but real reforms lie elsewhere.
417. God laughs when in India police is expected to file first information report almost immediately after the crime often based on the application of the family members complaint, any flaws in it are exploited by the accused to escape the jaws of law and similarly courts are quick to grant bails even before proper recording of evidence police then go on hunting the accused in India and abroad.
418. God laughs when batting for a Discom President of a Consumer Forum told the its council, "You come to the court without any preparation, where is you written statement, your company is in the habit of not releasing connection to consumers in time, explain why connection of this consumer could not be energized in five years." Newly appointed council preferred to remain silent and kept smiling. The President stated batting again, "Now you will say you couldn't locate the address when the consumer has shown he his getting regular mail from post office as well as courier companies etc. Now you will say you have no wires to lay the connection. All this is unacceptable to this court. This court now directs you to install the connection in 30 days." (That could be done in 24 hours)
419. God laughs when HC dismissed the plea of Reliance Industries that its agreement to supply gas to NTPC was not fully concluded over two three years though owning gas reserves for four years and was neither developing gas wells for production and supply of gas nor negotiating sales with other clients.
420. God laughs when at one of the conclaves it was disclosed that only 5% of Indian work force has vocational training in skills and syllabus of Industrial Training Institutes has not changed for 50 years, yet India claims to be an Industrial Super Power.
421. God laughs when at another seminar it was informed that "Mobile Phone" economy at $15b has grown above all electronics goods production in India but mobile phone business operates on imported hardware.
422. God laughs when Income Tax Department claimed 3 million duplicate PAN cards in circulation and issue notices to 18,000 of them but only 100 responded.
423. God laughs when Indian Cricket Board spokesman claimed it made $23m profit in Kuala Lumpur even as team performed miserably and lost two crickets ranking places.
424. God laughs when Harvard University is planning to organize a seminar in Delhi on spectacular turnaround of Indian Railways and term the Lalu Yadav management Lalugiri.
425. God laughs when IIM-A graduate students made 16 power point presentations about Indian Railways success in making it the most profitable in the world was so impressed with Lalugiri.
Ravinder Singh, Inventor / Engineer.
September26, 2006
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