Dear all,
Hope you would like below jokes & laugh.
If you like it please reply me how much you like it.
1. A man caught a pickpocket redhanded and said, "Are you not ashamed to pick my pocket?" The pick pocket said, "You should be ashamed sir, you donot have even a rupee in your pocket".
2. A history teacher asked a seven year old boy, "Can you discribe a big fight?" The student got up and said, "Miss I know many fights but my mother has asked me not to tell them out side".
3. One day a Judge asked a thief in the Court, "Are you not ashamed to come to the court almost every month?" The Thief said, "You should be ashamed sir, You come here everyday.
4. One day a mother asked her small daughter, "Why are you shouting? Can't you play quietly like your brother Ramesh?" The girl replied, "Mummy, Ramesh has taken daddy's role, where as I have taken yours."
5. One day a man went to the shop and asked the shopkeer, "Do you have biscuits for dogs?" The shopkeeper looked at him and asked, "Do you want to eat them here or do you want to take them home."
Regards,
Sujatha.
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