Monday, October 09, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// SARDARS PREPARATION OF MBA EXAM !!!!!!!

Santa singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every
thing
except for the LOGIC part.

One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.


Friend: Santa singhji How is your MBA preparation?
Santa Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Santa singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: so, logically, you are married.

Santa: YES.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santa singh was very glad and he understood logic.
Next day he sees

Banta singh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Santa: How is your MBA preparation?

Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Santa: Oh, logic is easy.
Banta: Pleaseeee, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Banta: NO, I don't.

Santa: saala!!! HOMO!!!


 
 
Ram Kumar Chandak
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