Thursday, October 26, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// The Best Blonde Joke

 

A  blonde  enters  a  store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,

"I would  like  To buy a pair of pink curtains". The salesman assures

her that they have a large election of pink curtains. He shows her

several patterns, but  the  blonde  seems  to  be  having  a hard time

choosing.  Finally she selects  a  lovely  pink  floral  print.  The

salesman then asks what size curtains  she needs. The blonde promptly

replies, "fifteen inches" "Fifteen inches???"  asked the salesman. "That

sounds very small, what room are they for?"  The  blonde  tells him that

they aren't for a room; they are for her computer  monitor. The

surprised salesman replies,  "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"

 

The blonde says,  "Hellllooooooooo ............. I've got Windoooooows!"

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