Sunday, October 08, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// The Deporter

The Deporter
Dinesh Vora
 
    The mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska in USA was under tremendous 
pressure to get rid of huge pigeon population corrupting the city with pigeon drops.
All the efforts failed and mayor was fighting for his political life.
 
    Suddenly a man shows up with a Red Pigeon on his head and says,  "Mayor I
will charge you one million dollars to get rid of them all with my magical
Red Pigeon but absolutely no questions asked. If you ask any question
I will punish you with a bill of ten million dollars."
 
    The mayor agreed. The guy climbed up the tallest building in town, made romantic pigeon
sounds, chanted a Mantra and set his Red Pigeon free. The red pigeon started whirling around the city and what do you know, thousands and thousands of pigeons followed this Amitabh Bachchan of Pigeons. The Red pigeon flew towards Pacific Ocean and came back without any followers. The pigeons tired of flying that far fell in stormy waters, disappeared in
this ultimate romantic experience of their life. 
 
    Hurrah, the city was without the dirty pigeons. The mayor, smiling ear to ear, could
not resist the temptation of knowledge, saving and promoting his career further.
He fell on his knees to this stranger and pleaded, "Here keep ten million dollars instead of
one for deporting all pigeons to the ocean. but, please, please tell me do you have any RED Mexican."
 
 
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