Here are some replies to you Ash Kothari ji
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created man? (This ones THE BEST)
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!!.
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created man? (This ones THE BEST)
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!!.
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract
Q: Why is it good to have women astronauts?
A: At least now someone will take directions when lost.
Q: What is the difference between men and beer bottles.
A: Both are empty neck up.
STAY COOL, BE HAPPY
GARIMA KHANNA
On 10/8/06, Ash Kothari <ashko28@yahoo.com> wrote:
LaDies & GentleMen,Let me add some Spiceb4 the management decides to drop the Iceon the heated arguement and words exchanged in the group for some days.LaDies & GentleMenAs the word suggests:GentleMen are kind and very ToLoRent,Ladies are self-centered and JudgedMENTAL(The list of various types of guys as judged by gals is an example of their mentality.)Sorry, LaDies first.LaDies believe that they will Die or want to Die, if things don't happen or get their way.GentleMen are caring and always giving.LaDies are very possessiveSo, GentleMen become more obssessive.LaDies are never satisfiedGentleMen are happy, if only they are respected.LaDies plan to change their MenGentleMen get irritated and many decide to change their lady altogether.LaDies believe they are smarter than Men,GentleMen are smarter than them.LaDies use their brains and react using their heartGentleMen use their naturally gifted MInd and use their common sense to react.LaDies blow out (spend left, right & center)GentleMen pump in (work hard and accumalate wealth)LaDies yap a lotwhich annoys GentleMen who slap a lot (physically or verbally)Last but not the least:Remember God created Women from Men for Men and told them that they will become your companion and follow you in your shadow and support you from falling behind.After all, Men work hard to climb up the mountain to attain salvation for himself and his loved ones.But God created Women so beautiful that Men are tempted to climb the mountain backwards and for some obvious reason hopes to fall on a Woman face down first.Inspite of knowing that LaDies are granted 1 extra gift than GentleMen by Godand inspite of offering 51% shareholding in their partnership, LaDies still fight for equal rights.Duh!!! Grow up LaDies.Enjoy while you canAsh
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