Wednesday, October 25, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// FUN TIME : READ N NJOY



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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!

 

 

 


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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!

 

 

 

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

 

 

 


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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'as Law' kehta hai?

 

 

 


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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.

 

 

 

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Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

 

 

 


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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

 

 

 

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
That comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi.

 

 

 

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FOOL se, FOOL NE,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
You are the most beautiFOOL,
ColorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

 

    

 

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A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

 

What did they named them?

 

They named them as 'Jo-Jua', ' So-Hua'

 

    

 

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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear .

 

    

 

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Paani mein Whiskey milao at nasha chadta hai.

 

Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.

 

Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.

 

Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

 

 

 

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