There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human
life" and the final three incidents are ....
Third Place (a German Boy)
It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but
my
parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over
for a
romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the
telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give
her
a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call,
we
didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the
stairs,
the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled
"SURPRISE!".
My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparent! s, cousins and all of my
friends were standing there ! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the
spot
in a state of shock and embarrassment ! for what seemed like an
eternity.
Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again.
Second Place (a lady)
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some
pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold
of
her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would
be
punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice
just
! as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
that
I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee(di*k) last night!". The silence was
deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped
what
they were doing ! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of
the
bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door
closed behind me were the screams of laughter.
And the Winner Is.....
First place
This one actually happened at HarvardUniversity in October last year. In
a
biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels
found
in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I
understand what yo! u are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen,
as
in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the professor, going on to add
much
statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked,
"Then why doesn't it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole
class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she
realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied),
she
picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, and
never
returned. However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's
reply
was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It
doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds ! for sweetness are on the
tip
of your tongue and not in the back of your throat! "
life" and the final three incidents are ....
Third Place (a German Boy)
It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but
my
parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over
for a
romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the
telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give
her
a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call,
we
didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the
stairs,
the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled
"SURPRISE!".
My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparent! s, cousins and all of my
friends were standing there ! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the
spot
in a state of shock and embarrassment ! for what seemed like an
eternity.
Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again.
Second Place (a lady)
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some
pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold
of
her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I
told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would
be
punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice
just
! as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
that
I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee(di*k) last night!". The silence was
deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped
what
they were doing ! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of
the
bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door
closed behind me were the screams of laughter.
And the Winner Is.....
First place
This one actually happened at HarvardUniversity in October last year. In
a
biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels
found
in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I
understand what yo! u are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen,
as
in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the professor, going on to add
much
statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked,
"Then why doesn't it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole
class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she
realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied),
she
picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, and
never
returned. However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's
reply
was a classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It
doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds ! for sweetness are on the
tip
of your tongue and not in the back of your throat! "
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