//Dil Se Desi// Men vs women ( nice one )........

Men vs women ( nice one )........

Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)... Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are... Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: Who cares?????..... Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ? A: I don't know, I've never seen either. Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions . Q: What is the difference between men and pigs? A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? A: Exchange him!! Q: Why do men like smart women? A: Opposites attract. Pass this on to some women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it!   1:  What is the difference between women and puppies? A: puppies never do shopping Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they started their day by looking into mirror Q: What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? A: .both r adamant (unsusceptible to persuasion) when they fixed Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: deifnetly bricks 'coz women can float on their dreams Q: What did God say after he created man? A: he is strong i need to create something which can weaken him n then he created women Q: What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ? A: I found UFO but... Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? A: always intrested to mind others business Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A:! another vicitm of wife Q: What is the difference between women and pigs? A: Pigs won't bark Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: .The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles esp. during nights Q: What do you do with a women who thinks she's God's gift? A: i'll keep it (her) in a locker, lock it n i'll throw the key away r simply i can gift it to my enemy Q: Why do women like smart men? A: need. v need what v don't have Pass this on to some men who need a laugh and to women who can handle it! ---------------------------------------------   Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones." Remember this always in life. Syed Hassan Ali Mobile No : 9885290563 hassanrazvi786@yahoo.co.in Hyderabad India Note: if you want to SMS me on my mobile please tell me your name and place from where are sending SMS

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