SIGNBOARD OUTSIDE A PROSTITUTES HOUSE - MARRIED MEN NOT ALLOWED.
WE SERVE THE NEEDY, NOT THE GREEDY............
ENGLISHMAN, I GOT 10 CHILDREN, 1 MORE I'LL HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM.
AMERICAN 14, 1 MORE I'LL HAVE RUGBY TEAM.
ARAB, I GOT 17 WIVES, I MORE I'LL HAVE A GOLF COURSE !!!
GOOD AFTERNOON.
AFTER 20 YRS. OF SEX IN DARK, THE WIFE DISCOVERS HER HUSBAND WAS USING A VIBTRATOR. SHE ASKS HIM FOR AN EXPLANATION. HE SAYS I'LL EXPLAIN, BUT FIRST EXPLAIN ABOUT THE KIDS!!
7 MEN OF GOOD DESIGN, MADE A PUSSY SO DIVINE. 1ST. A BUTCHER FULL OF WIT, USED A KNIFE & MADE A SLIT, SECOND A CARPENTER BIG AND BOLD, USED A DRILL TO BORE A HOLE. THIRD A TAILOR TALL AND THIN USED RED VELVET TO LINE IT IN. FORTH A HUNTER SHORT AND SHOUT USED FOX FUR TO LINE IT OUT. FIFTH A FISHERMAN NASTYAS HELL, THREW IN A FISH AND GAVE IT A SMELL. SIXTH A VICER NAME OF MCGEEFELT IT & BLESSED IT AND SAID IT COULD PEE. SEVENTH A SAILOR, A DIRTY OLD RUNT, SUCKET IT AND FUCKED IT AND CALLED IT A CUNT!!!!!!!
SABZIWALA - MADAM " YEH 500 RS KA NOTE BLOUSE SE NIKALA HAI KYA? MADAM - HAA, PAE TUMHE KAISE MALOOM? SABZIWALA- GANDHIJI KA MUH ABHI TAK KHULA HAI!!!!
WHAT IS THE DUIIFERENCE BETWEEN THE INDIAN CRIKETER AND CONDOM ? CRIKETER DROPS THE CATCH AND CONDOM CATCHES THE DROP !!!
A DOCTOR SAW A NURSE WITH ONE OF HER TITS HANGING OUT OF HER DRESS. HE QUESTIONED HER, NURSE SAID, OH THESE MEDICAL STUDENTS NEVER KEEP THINGS IN PLACE AFTER USE!!!
SHE OFFERED HIM HONOUR. HE HONOURED HER OFFER. AND THEN, THE WHOLE NIGNT, IN HONOUR OF THE OFFER, HE WAS ONHER AND OFFHER!
8 YEAR BOY CAUGHT IN RAPE CASE. IN COURT LADY LAWYER HOLDS HIS PENIS AND SAYS " UR HONOUR SEE THIS, CAN HE RAPE ? BOY SAYS" HILA MAAT, CASE HAAR JAYENGE".
I'm not the best
But I'm not like the rest
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