One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out
of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told
her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her
what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped
out of the circle three times!"
THE BLONDE TEST TAKER.....................................
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of
mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the
examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and
then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and
starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads
and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas
the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the
coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her
and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm
rechecking my answers."
DID YOU SEE THE BIRD...........................
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead
birdie," she says sadly.
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
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