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WELCOME TO AIR DECCAN ( hope you know this airline in India )
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen....
This is your captain PATEL welcoming both seated and standing passengers
on
board of Air Deccan.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off,it was due to bad
weather
and partly due to the search for a missing
tyre.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not
guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in
our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact,
our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to
fly with us! It is with
pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over
30% of our Passengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to
earth pleasant and memorable, we serve Complimentary Daru and Vada
Pav. For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only
airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight
movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television.
However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying
right next to Kingfisher Airline, where their movie
will be visible from the right side of the cabin
window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any
smoke you see in the Cabin is only the early warning system on the
engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly
as close as possible. For the best view , if however, we go a
little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes
flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who
can't
find a seat-belt,
kindly Fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of
you
who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess
who
will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
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