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> >2. Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
> >RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
> >all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
> >stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
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> >5. A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
> >A software engineer meets another software engineer.
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