Friday, September 29, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// COLLECTION OF SMS SHAYARIS MIX Part -7...................

MY FUNNY SMS SHAYARI PART-7...
 
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Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge,
koshish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge,
zarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
hagte bhi rahe to bina dhoye ayenge....!!!!
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Ek pal me bhula diya hamko,
ek pal me juda ho gaye,
abhi to mere saath the,
abhi na jane kahan kho gaye,
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'Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai,
Anjan se hi to pehchan hoti hai.
Jaha dekho waha ishq ke bimar bethe hai,
Hajaro mar chuke hai lekin sekdo taiyar bethe hai.
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Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekho lo aata hai USHA ke saath,
rehta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath.
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Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!
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Ek aap ho kii sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye.
Taj na banaiye costly padega
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye...
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Ghunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka Mastana hua,
Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
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Ramlila se hanuman tha farar,
role ke liye fit kia ek sardar.
jo tha bahut hi kamal,
ped se chalang mar ka bola "Jo Bole Sonihal",
sita maiya SASRIAKAL
bolo ta ra ra ra ...
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Na woh inkaar karti hai 
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
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Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi 
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...
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Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.
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Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar, 
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
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Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, 
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye...
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Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, 
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !
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Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to santra tha, 
Pass jake dekha to santra tha,
Cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha,
Khake dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha !
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Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon 
Main apna hi khoon tha!
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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
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Aaj didar,
Kal yaar,
Parso pyar,
Phir ekrar,
Aur phir-intzar,
Phir-takrar, 
Phir-darar,
Saari mehnat-bekar,
Aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !
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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, 
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!
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Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, 
Mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
Sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
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Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : 
Mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein,
Newyork mein, ik mod aya mein W.T.C. tod aaya...
 
Never take some one for granted,Hold every person Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones." Remember this always in life.


Syed Hassan Ali

Mobile No : 9885290563

hassanrazvi786@yahoo.co.in

Hyderabad India

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