York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of
the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is,
however, a catch . . you may choose any man from a
particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back
down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to
the Husband
Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
kids.
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely
good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.
"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she
goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!
Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to
all the
women who can handle the truth!
" Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock..."
~ Vi$h@L ~
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