Wednesday, October 11, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// Deep Thoughts

 

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit
while your ahead"?!

If they arrest the Energizer bunny would they charge it with battery?

Everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us are out of
film.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause
kids.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

— L.u.c.c.h.a™

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