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From: sonali@thermaxindia.com < sonali@thermaxindia.com>
Date: Oct 13, 2006 3:26 PM
Subject: !!!Anjali's [215] !!! Fw: Lawer
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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating
guilt, but there was no corpse.
In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client
would
probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,"
The lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person
presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."
He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all
looked on eagerly.
A minute passed. Nothing happened. Finally the lawyer said,
"Actually, I made up the previous statement.
But you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you
have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and I
insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."
The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the
jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.
"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of
you stare at the door."
The jury foreman replied: "Oh, we did look, but we noted that your client
didn't."
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