Thursday, October 05, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// Fwd: Some laws not taught in B-Schools



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From: varun sharma <shar.varun@gmail.com>
Date: Sep 24, 2006 5:19 PM
Subject: Some laws not taught in B-Schools
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Well this ones for all those who are already in the weekend zone……………..and for those who are not get into the groove……….asap……enjoi


LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
 
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
 
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: after your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
 
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
 
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, in the next few days you will have a flat tire.
 
BATH
THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water for too long, the telephone rings.
 
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
 
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
 
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.

 

 


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Varun Sharma


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