"Halloween Jokes"
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Why don't skeletons go out on the town?
Because they have no body to go out with...
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A steak sandwich...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
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Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Why don't skeletons go out on the town?
Because they have no body to go out with...
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries..
How does a ghost go on holiday?
By scareplane...
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...
What is a ghoul's favourite drink?
Slime juice ...
By scareplane..
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds.
What is a ghoul's favourite drink?
Slime juice ...
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!!!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.
Wrap!!!!!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always goblin his food
What does a ghost have on top of his ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.
Who was the famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.
He is mist.
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always goblin his food
What does a ghost have on top of his ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Mas-scare-a.
Who was the famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans.
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A steak sandwich...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
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