Thursday, October 19, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// jokes and many more

A marwadi on his death bed…..My wife, r u here? Yes I'm here.
My son? Yes father .My daughter, r u here? Yes v r here dad.
To phir saalo dukan par kaun.{ http://gallery.myfuncards.com/splash.jsp}
 
Kabhi yaad aaye to ek baar kehna .kabhi sagar banke in
Aankho se behna,Dost na hue toh ajnabi hi rehna ,per
KABHI ALWIDA NA KAHENA
 
Ladki ne jeans uttari aur boyfrnd se kaha
"Mujhe ladki hone ka ahsas karao! boyfrnd neb hi jeans
Uttari aur bola Jao dono jeans dhokar lao!
 
Husband karta Hai tumhri zulfon ME kho ju, ankhon ME bs ju,tumhri Baho ME jhulju.
Wife:Deveanand hi Rahoge ya kbhi Imran Hashmi bhi Banoge.
 
 
Kafi hai sapne dil ko behalane ke liye,Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
Chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,Ek dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye.
 
Wakt ke dayare se hum nikal na jaye ,aap ke dil se kahi hum utar na jaye
,hum bewaqt aapko yaad karte rahenge ,warna kahi aap hame BHUL
na jaye.JUST CHILL
 
 
why do we close our eyes when we pray ,when we cry ,when we love,because the most
beautiful things in life are not seen and felt only by the heart.
 
 
 
 
 
If god answers ur prayers ,he's increasing ur faith.
If he delays,he's increasing ur patience .
If he doesn't answer ,heknows u can handle it.
 
 
 
Suna hai k aap ki ek smile per log martay hai.. 
So keep smiling to reduce population
 
 
Ab bas bhi karo,sab ko aaj hi mar daloge.
 
 


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