Saturday, October 07, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// Ladies & Gentlemen

LaDies & GentleMen,
 
Let me add some Spice
b4 the management decides to drop the Ice
on the heated arguement and words exchanged in the group for some days.
 
LaDies & GentleMen
 
As the word suggests:
 
GentleMen are kind and very ToLoRent,
Ladies are self-centered and JudgedMENTAL
(The list of various types of guys as judged by gals is an example of their mentality.)
 
Sorry, LaDies first.
 
LaDies believe that they will Die or want to Die, if things don't happen or get their way.
GentleMen are caring and always giving.
 
LaDies are very possessive
So, GentleMen become more obssessive.
 
LaDies are never satisfied
GentleMen are happy, if only they are respected.
 
LaDies plan to change their Men
GentleMen get irritated and many decide to change their lady altogether.
 
LaDies believe they are smarter than Men,
GentleMen are smarter than them.
 
LaDies use their brains and react using their heart
GentleMen use their naturally gifted MInd and use their common sense to react.
 
LaDies blow out (spend left, right & center)
GentleMen pump in (work hard and accumalate wealth)
 
LaDies yap a lot
which annoys GentleMen who slap a lot (physically or verbally)
 
Last but not the least:
 
Remember God created Women from Men for Men and told them that they will become your companion and follow you in your shadow and support you from falling behind.
 
After all, Men work hard to climb up the mountain to attain salvation for himself and his loved ones.
But God created Women so beautiful that Men are tempted to climb the mountain backwards and for some obvious reason hopes to fall on a Woman face down first.
 
Inspite of knowing that LaDies are granted 1 extra gift than GentleMen by God
and inspite of offering 51% shareholding in their partnership, LaDies still fight for equal rights.
 
Duh!!! Grow up LaDies.
 
Enjoy while you can
 
 
Ash
 
 


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