Monday, October 23, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// Leave Applications (Murder of English Language) - Very Funny

 
See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.
 
Just Read It.
 
 
 
 
The Leave Applications; )
 

·          Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."


·          This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."
 


·          Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
 "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
 


·          From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave."
 


·          Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave"
 


·          An incident of a leave  letter:
 "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
 


·          A leave letter to the headmaster:
  "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"
 


·          Another leave letter written to the  headmaster:  
 "As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."
 


·          Covering note:  
 "I am enclosed  herewith..."
 


·          Another  one:
 "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
 


·          Actual letter written for  application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
 


·          Letter writing:-  
 "I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
 


·          A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post. < /DIV>
 
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