Wednesday, October 04, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// Readers Digest 119

Greener
 
 
If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence it's probably astro turf.

L Miller Tucson USA.
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Success
 
The Seeds of SUCCESS are sown in fields tilled with FAILURE

Ankur Chaturvedi Siliguri India
 
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One Liner
 
A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asks her husband to do.

Anon, USA
 
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Mistakes
 
 
Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
- J. Billings -

Leah Richmond USA.
 
 
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Just eat it
 
 
"If life gives you a lemon, make a lemonade"

Belisa Odessa,TX USA.
 
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SELL NO, RENT YES
 
 
Most are unwilling to sell their souls; but they usually aren't opposed to renting them out for an hour or two.

WALT HASKINS Lahaina, Hawaii USA.
 
 
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One Liner
 
A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.


Anon, USA
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All men
 
 
All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.-

Anon, USA
 
 
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Height of Excuse
 
"Pull over the curb," said the policeman. "You don't have a taillight."
The motorist stepped out, looked in back of the car, and stood quivering and speechless. "Oh, it's not that bad," said the policeman. The man mumbled, "It's not the taillight I am worried about. Where are my wife and trailer?"
 
 
Anon, USA
 
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Early Bird
 
 
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Trish Memphis USA.
 
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Turning of the tables
 
 
If you seat yourself next to someone instead of opposite them, then the tables will never seem to turn.

Kenny Jensen Connecticut USA.
 
 
Enjoy,
 
Ash
 


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