When god laughs 486- 495 © Ravinder Singh
486. God laughs when an Ayurveda preparation uses gold and silver among its gradients and a film actor advertises gold and silver give intelligence and strength and if people started consuming these precious metals for health reasons gold miners may move in to extract these metals from sewage.
487. God laughs when a teenage girl found a one-foot gap in rail tracks near Delhi and Railways explained drop in temperature contracted rails for the missing one-foot section but the drop in temperature was only 10 degrees.
488. God laughs when a martyr's mother got INR 1,38,000 as reward and INR 4,000 per month pension after 36 years but soon after GOI decided the reward was wrongly given and started deductions from pension at a rate of INR 3,000 per month. News also informed of sale of a painting in India for INR 14 million.
489. God laughs when an ex. Prime Minister still prefers a bullock cart to drive in a political function and generally uses Ambassador Car, his school drop out grand son zip around in Hummer.
490. God laughs when a farmer is facing criminal trial for 33 years for stealing a pair of bullock, which were found 6-7 months after the incident. One of the accused was 13 years on the day crime was commissioned continues to be prosecuted though the complainant and other accomplices have all died.
491. God laughs when HUDA sold 2 acres plot in Gurgaon, near New Delhi for INR 138 crores, 300 times more costlier per acre than similarly located Reliance SEZ handed over 1600 acres of HUDA land for INR 350 crores.
492. God laughs when Chief Minister of a state and past Chief Minister arrived for election campaign in their helicopters but all state officials rushed to greet in power CM and neglected past Chief Minister at this supporters of later climbed on the CM helicopter and tried to break its rotor blades.
493. God laughs when three unarmed policemen escorted a hardened criminal to a district court but were shot at injuring one by the associates of the under trial and escaped with him.
494. God laughs when Income Tax Department advertises it tracks down even purchase of a necklace with black money without paying tax but could not track down commission agents, hoarders of potatoes onions and pulses, who buy potatoes and onions for INR 1 to 2 per kg and sell them at 10 times in retail and jack up price of pulses three times.
495. God laughs when a Doon School alumni and columnist in TOI and brother of a cabinet minister writes Indian "GDP growing at 13.4% in dollars" if 3.5% inflation in dollar is included in the figure even as inflation in rupee was 5% and foreign remittances were 3%. He also writes India will overtake USA in 22 years or 2028 but Goldman Sachs predicted it 2050.
Ravinder Singh, October30, 2006
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