Wednesday, November 08, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// Cunning Managers

Our hero chatting with some heroin on chat.

Both are s/w engrs by the way and both work for real
big MNC's

Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

Heroin: VGM...Day is going good and it got better
having found u on chat

Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts
only when I find you
on Chat

Heroin: Yep...me too feel the same...Brb (be right
back)'ll get some
Coffee.

Hero: OK

(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes
to his seat.)

Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah
tell me

Manager: Could u write a program for me which
generates nth prime
number,
Given value of n.

Would you give this by today evening?

Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is
it ok with you,
if I
Give it by tomorrow evening.

Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves
the place]

(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting
impatiently for heroin
to
Arrive.

All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat
window...)

Heroin: Hey, am back

Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, he's
kinda..... keeps asking
stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work

Heroin: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl
these managers
are!!

Hero: Yep, u rite!!

Heroin: Hey, can u do me a favor

Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.

Heroin: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print
nth prime Number,
given N.

Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz.
You know it's real
Urgent for me to work this out

Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Ur
mail in an hour from
now.ok?


Heroin: THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME
TO
YOUR WORK PLACE. YOU KNOW WHO IAM NOW!!
YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!


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