3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?
Bataaon Bataaon!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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! Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.
shivji khush .
Prakat hue ...
bole ...
.
.
puttar maang ...
maang kya chahiye tujhey !
bakth utha ...
bole shivji ...
mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !
shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?
unhone kaha ... puttar ...
tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...
kuch bada maang !
.
.
.
.
wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do
shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !
par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !
shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ! ... bole ..yaar tu
kuch aur maang .. guitar
na maang ...
wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab
shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)
.
.
.
.
.
saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :)
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) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
=
Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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