Sunday, October 22, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// Quick Laugh

Quick Laugh
Dinesh Vora
 
[1]
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in
bed. He shoots his friend to death.
 
[2]
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose
ALL your friends".
 
[3]
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
 
[4]
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
 
[5]
Two men met while both were looking for their lost
wives.
 
First: What does yours look like?
Second: She is 5"7, 362436, Fair, Black eyes. What
about yours?
First: Forget mine. Let's find yours!!
 
[6]
Son asks father the difference between confidence
and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend
is also my son, that's confidential!
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