| Santa Singh ----- all new ----- enjoy Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai -------------------------------------------- ------- Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' ----------------------------------------------------- Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA ------------------------------------------------------ Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur da rwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai -------------------------------------------------------- At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand,oh! Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ------------------------------------------------------- In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ------------------------------------------------------ Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! ------------------------------------------------- ---- Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, me in 10ve number pe tha --------------------------------------------------------- Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga! --------------------------------------------------------- Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child ----------------------------------------------------- Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai -- Regards, Sobhan Pal | |||
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