COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS.. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.. REPLY ME.. MORE TO COME.. VIKASH..
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1) Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror? Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft hite, d mirror will not break till 99 ft.! Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack it
2) Pls send me one Good Night. Really I cant sleep without it. I dnt know how this happened to me. If u dont have Good Night atleast Mortein or Allout.
3) Why everybody is invited on marriage but not on marriage anniversaries???? Guess.........Socho....... SUKH KE SAB SAATHI,DUKH MEIN NAA KOI
4) Jab hum pite hai...to tufano ka rukh mod diya karte hai..tumari kya capacity hai?jitni tum pite ho..utni to hum gilaso me chod diya karte he...
5) Peter went to battery shop and asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Peter: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya
6) Santa: mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kehti hai?
Banta: No, jo usne handwriting pachan li fer...?
Banta: No, jo usne handwriting pachan li fer...?
7) Sardar in mysore palace,Tourist guide- sir PLz don sit there, It is Tippu sultan's chair Sardar- oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes..
8) Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara Lagaya HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO.
9) Scientific question.
How does blood reach ur head?
Simple...!
Direction of liquid always flows towards
"EMPTY SPACE"...
How does blood reach ur head?
Simple...!
Direction of liquid always flows towards
"EMPTY SPACE"...
10) Curious kid asks old man: what book r u reading? Old man: history book. Kid: but that's a sex book!? Old man: well 4 me it's history
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__._,_.___ Welcome 2
VIKASH's
SMS world.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweet_shayris
The worlds No.1 SMS Group.
CONTENTS:
1 Shayris Sms
2 English Sms
3 Funny/Jokes Sms
4 Picture msgs & etc.
STAY TUNED
TO
+919831090604
i m loving it.
Join me at:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sweet_shayris
"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
VIKASH..
vikash029@gmail.com
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