Thursday, October 12, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// Lessons in Logic ...




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lessons in Logic

 

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

 

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I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.

 

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?

 

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?

 

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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

 

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

 

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

 

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

 

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life.

 

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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.

 

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

 

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.

 

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

 

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

 

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

 

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

 

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

 

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

 


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

 

A train station is where a train stops.

 

On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........

 

 
 






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