A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a
dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back
again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its
mouth.He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of
lamb,please". The dog has money in its mouth, as well. The butcher
looks inside
and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes
the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the
dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing
time, he decides to shut the shop and follow the dog.
So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to
a level crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the
button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn.
They do, and it walks across the road, with he butcher following him
all the way. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the
timetable. The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its
left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus.
Then the dog shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus
conductor.
The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other
passengers in the bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking
outside waiting for the bus stop to come. As soon as the stop is in sight,
the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without
waiting for the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and
runs to a house very close to the stop. It opens the big iron gate and
rushes inside towards the door. As it approaches the wooden door, the dog
suddenly changes its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the
window, and beats its head against it several times, walks back, jumps
off, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the
door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and
swearing at him.
The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy. "What in
heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV,
for the life of me!", to which the guy responds: "You call this clever?
This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his
key."
Moral of the story:
You may continue to exceed onlooker's expectations but shall always
fall short of the boss' expectations.
You must know what to give up...
...in order to "Go up" !!!
Love & regards
meghal...
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