Friday, November 03, 2006

//Dil Se Desi// funny facts

Hey Guys....Did you ever stop and wonder...
 
 
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
 
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
 
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
 
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
 
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs?
 
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
 
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
(This one kills me!!!)
 
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
 
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
 
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Stop singing and read on...
 
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
 
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
 
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
 
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
 
 
Think and forget Do ur work.... Cheers....
__._,_.___

***NEW: DESI TALK!! The Shout box in the group home page***
Comments, suggestions or just plain chatting... you can do it right here!
Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dilsedesigroup

***DIL SE DESI GROUP***
You can join the group by clicking the below link or by copying and pasting it in the browser bar and then pressing 'Enter'.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dilsedesigroup/join

OWNER/MODERATOR : rajeshkainth003@gmail.com; {Rajesh Kainth}     
MODERATOR       : a.amitkumar13@gmail.com; {Amit Kumar}           
MODERATOR       : manisha.hatkar@gmail.com; {Manisha Hatkar}     
MODERATOR       : preeti.hande@gmail.com; {Preeti Hande}           
MODERATOR       : immortally69@yahoo.com {Rahul Joshi}           
MODERATOR       : kaustubh.basu@gmail.com {Kaustubhshobhan Basu}
MODERATOR      : planetofprince@yahoo.com (Prem)
MODERATOR       : abhijeet-bhurke@bridgestone.co.in (Abhijeet)

To modify your list subscription, please send a blank email to:           

SUBSCRIBE            :  dilsedesigroup-subscribe@yahoogroups.com      
UNSUBSCRIBE            :  dilsedesigroup-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com      
INDIVIDUAL MAILS      :  dilsedesigroup-normal@yahoogroups.com           
DAILY DIGEST            :  dilsedesigroup-digest@yahoogroups.com           
VACATION HOLD            :  dilsedesigroup-nomail@yahoogroups.com     
FOR POSTING MESSAGES  :  dilsedesigroup@yahoogroups.com





SPONSORED LINKS
Desi arnaz Lucy desi

Your email settings: Individual Email|Traditional
Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required)
Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch to Fully Featured
Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe

__,_._,___