When god laughs 472- 485 © Ravinder Singh
472. God laughs when as per recently introduced law invite for date is deemed proposal for marriage.
473. God laughs when in Andhra Pradesh out of office political party paraded a buffalo with banner "I am Chief Minister Mr.XX" and ruling party then retaliated by displaying banner "I was Chief Minister Mr.YY" on a donkey, a pig and dogs.
474. God laughs when in Delhi about 80 students of a prestigious school were taken to Mumbai, India film capital for some program without confirming the return tickets and their school principal directed them to board Rajdhani Express, the train was stopped at a small station and children left stranded for a day.
475. God laughs when black magic practitioners in central India claim that owls can detect hidden treasure and perform rituals with their body parts.
476. God laughs when in Bundelkhand Indian wheat meant for food for work rotted for 18 months and couldn't be distributed in the absence of printed ration coupons and in Vidarbha imported wheat procured at substantial cost recently for distribution among below poverty line families was fund to be unfit for consumption.
477. God laughs when his own guards shot dead a DIG in Orissa and turned murder in to and reported as terrorist attack but post mortem report found bullets fired by his own guards lodged in his chest.
478. God laughs when an Indian mafia boss living in Spain on fictitious identity, brought to India after long extradition process now in jail undergoing criminal trial has thought of only one thing he could legally do in India from jail is to contest elections and represent people of his home district in State Assembly or may be Indian Parliament.
479. God laughs when groups of people in Himachal Pradesh throw stones at each other, which is claimed to please a local goddess.
480. God laughs when Dinesh Mohan, an IIT Delhi Transport Expert as per his website actually specialize in "Crash Testing" – a motorcycle crashing in to a car.
481. God laughs when in Mumbai animal fat is used in baking biscuits and patties, butter is made from vegetable oils and palm oil and ketchup is colored pumpkin paste. Milk of Mother Dairy brand and other major brands was found to be adulterated and failed quality standards.
482. God laughs when in Indore town artist association fed up with petty politicians putting up large birthday hoardings all over the town, put birthday hoardings of dogs and pets and politicians didn't want comparison with dogs and they stopped advertising their birthdays.
483. God laughs when in Dindori district of MP, half naked women plough the dried field to please rain god for rains.
484. God laughs when India is promoting an inventor for remote control operated fireworks firing device that can be used to trigger blasts.
485. God laughs when at an innovation roundtable chairman of innovation association informed he doesn't know how to open and start lap top computer.
Ravinder Singh, October26, 2006
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